Bigger Stick – Backyard Edition (Tariff-Free, Palm-Sized, Surprisingly Healthy)

Meet the Bigger Stick—a palm-sized, naturally sourced wonder from the rich ecosystem of my backyard. Measuring approximately 5 to 6 inches, it’s the perfect size for holding, displaying, or dramatically raising during moments of backyard wisdom. Though it's called “Bigger,” it fits neatly in your hand—and in your heart.

✅ Made from 100% natural backyard wood, possibly oak, maybe maple, definitely tree-ish

✅ Zero trans fat, cholesterol-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, and 100% vegan

✅ Non-GMO, BPA-free, cruelty-free, and doesn't contain artificial colors, flavors, or opinions

✅ Weathered by real sunlight, passing clouds, and probably one cat sniff

✅ Tariff-free, no customs required, and ships with absolutely no political drama

Important Note: Not for consumption. While it’s healthy in spirit, it’s still a stick. Do not eat, chew, steep, or blend.

Great for nature lovers, collectors of the absurd, minimalists, and those who want to hold something real while doomscrolling. Add the Bigger Stick to your life—because sometimes, you just need to own a stick that checks all the boxes (except the edible ones).